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Improv, Help Desks And Friend Bars

Jun 18 2010 Filed in: The Funnies | The Onion

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

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Rates Are Going Up All Over... Even Behind Bars

Apr 14 2009 Filed in: The Funnies | The Onion | Streaming Web

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

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SONY Ain't The Only Company Guilty Of Peddling Shit

Apr 03 2009 Filed in: The Funnies | The Onion

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

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You'd Need A Few Lifetimes To Survey All The Damage

Jul 08 2008 Filed in: The Onion | The Funnies | Streaming Web

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

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If It Can Happen To Nantucket...

Mar 31 2008 Filed in: The Funnies
Report: Nations Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization

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Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization

WASHINGTON—The report claims that affordable upper-income condominiums and charming faux dive bars are being replaced with the manor houses and private salons.

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