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Kathy Griffin Does Her Best Sharon Osborne...

...and, like me, she talks in bullet points.

"I can't stand that Ryan Seacrest and here's why:"

Watch the below video for a bunch of laughs... and her impersonation of the Osbornes is hilarious.

Who knew Dick Clark was such a badass?



And a postscript: Kathy does flashcards on Ellen.




Season four of the "D List" starts next month!
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MySpace Is Good For At Least One Thing: A Starkeisha Reunion

Finesse Mitchell on SNL as STARKEISHA
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Evidently, Triscuit Now Owns Part Of The Upper Deck, Too












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You Want Cheese With That Whine?

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If It Can Happen To Nantucket...

Report: Nations Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization

The Onion

Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization

WASHINGTON—The report claims that affordable upper-income condominiums and charming faux dive bars are being replaced with the manor houses and private salons.

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The Zainy-mals Among Us...

Some of my favorite animals, acting up like nobody's bid-ness.

Watch how Zoe is in Wayne's clutches, and how Triscuit goes nuts when she sees animals on the TV.


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