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Improv, Help Desks And Friend Bars

Jun 18 2010

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

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Rates Are Going Up All Over... Even Behind Bars

Apr 14 2009

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

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SONY Ain't The Only Company Guilty Of Peddling Shit

Apr 03 2009

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

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Apparently 'The Shining' Lives On

Feb 23 2009

The ghosts of presidents (and children) past...

Stallion Alert: First Openly Gay Horse Running A Race

Oct 21 2008

First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

If Only It Were This Easy

Sep 30 2008

Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

Dana Perino, You're On Notice: The Drone Does A Better Job

Aug 05 2008

Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

You'd Need A Few Lifetimes To Survey All The Damage

Jul 08 2008

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

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This 'Resource' Will Be Tapped Long Before 2013

Jul 01 2008

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

The Supremes Rule That Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

Jun 24 2008

They say justice is blind...

Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

News Flash To Gay Drama Queens: Your Rights Have Been Upheld

Jun 13 2008

You gotta read this...

In a related story, the Massachusetts Supreme Court made a ruling of its own. Here's the headline:

"Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry."

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