New York refugee in Atlanta, civil libertarian, independent
thinker, nerd, traditionalist. Wookiee, Tribble &
tree hugger. Mac head, writer, photographer,
journalist, general pain in the ass.
Many of you know of my
longstanding issue with V.A.S., or "Violent
Affection Syndrome," where you get so aggravated
by someone being cute that you want to squeeze
them until their eyeballs pop out. (VAS is never
anything you'd ever really do, it's just a
feeling/surge you get from, say,niecesandnephews.)
The affliction started with
Penny's dogPetey, who was just so hideously ugly
that he was, consequently, irresistibly cute --
hence the V.A.S. frustration. For example, you'll
often hear me say: "that one is so cute, you just
want to slap him/her." It's a natural reaction.
Henceforthwith, for those of you not in the know,
V.A.S. has spawned another very important (and
entirely popular) Web feature called
"The Daily
Slap," a
section ofBentBlogrun by my palRob. Yesterday I did a "guest slap"
of actorSeann William
Scott,
who, according torecent birthday boyMattie "Thigh"
Moore, turned up at a party with the same affable
demeanor we all see in his movies.
(SWShas got five flicks in
development as of this writing.)
Thigh, pictured at left, with Seann on the right and
Joanna Scholl as the "meat in the man sandwich." The
photo was snapped at aGQ Fashion Showafter party that
hadall the blogs
buzzing.
Thanks to Joanna for supplying the picture.
"Dublin, Ireland is the most expensive international
market included in the index, with subject homes
selling for an average $2.1 million in U.S. dollars.
Next on the list is Milan, Italy, at $1.9 million,
followed by Rome and Paris at $1.7 million (all in
U.S. dollars). Bogotá, Colombia, ranks as the most
affordable international market, at $140,100,
followed by Egypt's Sharm El Sheikh at $144,896;
Charlottetown, Canada, at $157,630; and Granada,
Nicaragua, at $158,375. Warsaw, Poland, at $417,760,
is closest to the $422,343 U.S. average of all of the
foreign markets covered in the latest index."
This is the first in a
series I'm gonna upload this week...Shawn Mullinsonce again knocked
us all over atEddie's Attic, ending with a standing ovation
after "Shimmer." Still the best in the
business.
Thanks to Thom, Kim and Jimmy BB for making the
company just as awesome as the entertainment. Pics
and other videos to follow soon...
Every once in a while
we come across someone who presents life's tools as a
beautiful map on how to use them to the best of our
ability.
This latest incarnation is in the form ofRandy Pausch, a computer science professor
atCarnegie Mellon
University. Pausch has terminal cancer and
recently gave a speech at that school will blow
you away. It's amazing how, through humor,
instruction is not only engaging -- but also
profound and transformative.
In a culture that is fascinated by Britney's
choreography, Lindsay's latest line or which
Anna-Nicole ex-lover is sleeping with whom, THIS is
what life is about for me. But, as we're reminded by
Pausch, humor is one of the most expeditious pathways
to healing.
GMA did apiece on him this
morningthat knocked my socks off, and I
found theYouTube linkbelow. The video is nine
minutes, and it's worth every minute. Enjoy.
OK, this is basically
Twirl Factor 10... I have been absolutely twirling
about these last few instances of morality trumping
expression, and excessive force trumping judgment. To
wit:
-- Student Tasered in Florida for acting up at a
Kerry rally:
Question: why didn't Kerry step in and at least ask
the police to stop? he just kept on droning. Did the
"officers" need to taser the guy when he was down and
cuffed? I don't think so.
Sadly, it's not the first incident of tasering at a
U.S. college campus.See another one
here.
--Sally Field censored by
Foxat
the Emmys. (PS: Fox should not be allowed to
broadcast awards shows -- guys, stick to sports.)
So, given their penchant for censorship, let's
look at the full, uncut version here:
Question: Did Fox do this to protect against fines
from the post-Powel FCC, or because of Field's
statement against war? Neither reasoning passes the
smell test, and I'm twirling. Talk me down from the
ledge!
Aside from the fact that I 110% agree with her, I
love the fact that Sally is nutty, speaking as a
fellow nutty person. I'm going to start watching that
show for that reason -- and because they have a few
decent gay characters on there as well.
...big as in, breaking our
dependency on -- and obsession with, at least
politically -- foreign oil.CBS Sunday Morningran a piecethis morning on the state of our
pursuit of electric driving.
If you're not tuning in to that show each week, you
should. It's still one of the best and most
thoughtful "round-up" TV storytelling out there.
The Teslaseems like a big step in the
right direction (aside from being unbelievably
sexy).
Have you been reading
the series of editorials in the AJC about the
Botanical Garden's parking-deck? The project has
been sold to us as a boon for business, OK for
the environment and a help to congested
neighborhoods. I'm not convinced. Since I can't
get anyone to publish such a long editorial,
here it is.
With no-bid contracts, waste and corruption causing
all sorts of embarrassment here and around the world
(New Orleans, Iraq), a "trust us, you'll see"
approach is lame. Enjoy. And stay informed!
The Garden,
Parking Deck & Conservancy: Of Two Minds In
Midtown
(ATLANTA – 14 September 2007) I’m following the
debate over theBotanical
Garden’s
parking deck, as I hope many city residents are.
The work of thePiedmont Park
Conservancyhas benefited me -- as an
investor atPiedmont
Crest, a
new Park-side condominium development off of
12thstreet; as an ALTA
player out ofPiedmont Park Tennis
Center;
and as a frequent visitor to Park events such as
Screen on the Green, the Dogwood Festival and the
Dave Matthews Concert.
I am also a paid member of the Conservancy. Their
work has, without question, brought this great park
of ours forward – and has made it greener, cleaner
and more full of life. We are the better for it.
So it’s with a heavy heart that I question the
defensive and self-promoting editorial by Debbie
McCown, the Conservancy’s Executive Director
(“Conservancy openly takes park from
blight to bright,” @issue, 22 August). This
stuffy piece was the second of the one-two punch I
read in the AJC, after a gaggle of attorneys wrote
in defense of the Botanical Garden’s independence
from city affairs and state Sunshine laws
(“Plan will be a boon; Garden has
nothing to hide,” Saturday Talk, 25 August
2007). Why are we rehashing this stuff?
Both McCown and Team McBeal are missing the point. We
are on a slippery slope when we as a city give
ourselves wholly over to the private sector. It’s one
thing to source corporate assistance to help create a
commercial thoroughfare such as theMidtown Mile; but quite another to give over
a natural jewel such as Piedmont Park. Not only
have our city planners ceded control of that
treasured asset – we are, in many ways,
relinquishing the spirit that our residents, our
Mayor, our visitors and our city council members
have worked so hard to build. As an activist,
property owner, journalist and business manager
here in Atlanta, I stand firmly behind Mike King’s
plainly worded editorial (“Park groups should let sun shine
in,” 17
August 2007). It asks, in simple language: Now
that the Botanical Garden’s Grecian Army of
lawyers has snake-charmed the presiding judge to
toss many of the claims brought byFriends of Piedmont
Park,
just come clean.
Show us how you’ve awarded contracts, to whom, and
why; disclose your finances and balance sheets; and
give us less lip when we ask you to comply with
Georgia’s Sunshine laws. You’re doing the city’s
work, the people’s work, even if it’s not coming
directly from City Hall. If you’ve given no-bid
contracts to friends of the Conservancy, as is
rumored, then I want to know about it. And so do a
lot of other folks.
Doug Abramson, principal of Friends of Piedmont Park,
the advocacy group leading the legal opposition to
the parking deck, also says our great gains in
beautification have come at a price.
“The Garden and the Conservancy do some good work in
the Park, but when questioned about their decisions
and their practices they respond that they have
raised millions of dollars over the years and somehow
that should insulate them from public scrutiny and
accountability,” he says. “As stewards of our public
park and as representatives of the City, they should
act transparently and disclose how and where money is
spent, and otherwise conduct their affairs publicly.”
Actually, the current parking arrangement works
pretty well. Piedmont Park Tennis Center – one of the
last units of the park still managed by the City of
Atlanta, run expertly by Sharon Lester and her team –
enjoys regular access off Park Drive to the modest
yet ultimately convenient parking lot adjacent
toMagnolia Halland, yes, the
Botanical Garden. We have managed with this
arrangement because the unpretentious parking area
provides a small, controllable yet effective
resource when these great events happen (including
our home tennis matches). My teammates and I use
this lot frequently and do not want to see it torn
up. Rather, it should be maintained and used as
is. What about eco-friendly asphalt? Low-water
landscaping? More restricted access? Other
creative uses? This area could be a testing ground
for new environmentally friendly landscaping
products, but all we ever hear about is how this
mammoth car deck is going to be our savior, an
expansive car heaven that will alleviate Midtown’s
parking woes.
Let’s also remember how royally the private sector
can fumble the public ball. After mulling this issue,
I kept having nightmare reminders of Iraq
reconstruction getting handed over to the likes of
Halliburton, Parsons Corp. and others -- only to have
billions wasted. Do we need such a profound example
of alleged no-bid private contracts gone awry? I
don’t think so. Privatization, in some weird way,
seems to absolve officials from the personal care and
obligation that comes with public management. And
since secrecy breeds skepticism and mistrust, here we
are.
I write this, clearly, of two minds, because again, I
know full well the benefits we’ve seen in the Park. I
may be a Conservancy member, but remain a dissenting
voice, hoping the air around this project is cleared.
But this nose-thumbing, redundant, “look what we’ve
done for you lately” approach is maddening and makes
me want to scream – and it should bring all Atlanta
residents to their front porches, too, to do the
same. McCown earned nearly $115,000 in annual salary
in 2005, which has most certainly increased since
then; in that year, the Conservancy, a non-profit,
paid more than $100,000 to an external PR firm. Are
these needed expenditures or extravagant usage of
donors’ generosity? And that’s only the stuff we know
about.
Simply singing one’s own praises does not magically
immunize you from public speculation – particularly
when you have people in the city who enjoy the park
set-up as is, and would rather not indulge the
Botanical Garden’s desire to give their members in
Alpharetta a more convenient place to park in the
city. I use the tennis center proudly, along with its
parking area, knowing the recently updated clubhouse
and courts there are the last bastion of
municipal-managerial excellence that the park has.
I am a traditionalist and would prefer to see the
park’s car-management system kept the same while
still have the park expanded and enhanced. However,
if the parking deck is our savior, show us how. If
any of our private partners must stand on a pedestal
to claim grand success, and continue to move us
forward in this great city of ours, let us peek
behind your curtain so we’re all on the same page.
Without that, it’s a mystery too great to accept.
-Will
Pollock
Update:Atlanta Business Chronicle
reportingthat the Botanical Garden and
its parking deck project are not subject to
Georgia Sunshine Laws. Pending further appeal, it
looks like the project will proceed.
Thanks
toGaryfor dubbing some
seriously scary vocals over a surprisingly
lameRick Astleyvideo from the '80s.
Can you guess which vocal belongs to whom?
AfterJack Caffertyasked his
viewers whether or not Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho)
should reconsider his resignation, this response
from Charles in Lansing, Mich.:
"That's a hard call. Half the Republicans want him to
resign, and the other half want his phone number."
How funny is that? CNN andThe Situation Roomhave some
truly clever viewers.