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Improv, Help Desks And Friend Bars


New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
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Rates Are Going Up All Over... Even Behind Bars


Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
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SONY Ain't The Only Company Guilty Of Peddling Shit


Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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Apparently 'The Shining' Lives On

The ghosts of presidents (and children) past...
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Stallion Alert: First Openly Gay Horse Running A Race


First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday
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If Only It Were This Easy


Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain
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Dana Perino, You're On Notice: The Drone Does A Better Job


Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission
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You'd Need A Few Lifetimes To Survey All The Damage


Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
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This 'Resource' Will Be Tapped Long Before 2013


Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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The Supremes Rule That Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

They say justice is blind...



Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

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News Flash To Gay Drama Queens: Your Rights Have Been Upheld

You gotta read this...

In a related story, the Massachusetts Supreme Court made a ruling of its own. Here's the headline:

"
Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry."

The Onion stopped allowing readers to generate code for blogs. Boo!
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