"Um, es-cuse me, but I MUST speak to my friend Tim. Now. Waiting... Waiting... JESUS CHRIST KATHLEEN!"

"Ithsth thssssso great to meet you, Tim. My friend Penny would have beaten me silly if I had not said hello. She's a big fan. A stalker, actually."

"No you. NO YOU!"

Two gents, side by side

"What do you think of this yellow tux? Fabulous or hideous?"

"It's not yellow, it's CREAM... and you can wear it all the time, all year. I LOVE it!"

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! "Pen is gonna crap her pants!" (That's Tim over my shoulder, about to meet someone new)